Write Chinese satire/essay in a Lu Xun-like prose style (syntax, rhetoric, rhythm) from user-provided material, without copying any original sentences/plots and without imitating ideological stance. Use when the user asks for 鲁迅式/鲁迅风格/鲁迅文笔 的杂文、讽刺短文、评论短文，或提到“鲁迅-杂文”。